30 Funny quotes about friends


there are few best funny quotes about friends. True friends are never apart, maybe by distance but never by heart. Friends are the best creatures on planet earth. They are the ones who will always look at you with a smile of compassion in the hard times. Friends will steal your phone and send nasty texts to others but will always stand by your shoulder to shoulder and give you strength. Good friends are the biggest blessing of God. They are hard to find, harder to keep and impossible to forget and let go. Friends will make fun of you, laugh at you, laugh with you, will beat you up but will end up hugging you and saying you are my best friend but still the most stupid man on earth. Friends are the ones who will never let you do stupid silly things alone and will never hesitate to be weird with you. A best friend is one who will love you for exactly who you are but will always push to living your dreams. A life without friends is like a cake without icing . Lucky are those who are the blessed with friends. Cherish your friends forever.

Funny quotes about friends

We all have a stupid friend, if you don’t know who he is… its is probably you.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking.
“if anyone heard us right now we’d be put into a mental hospital”.

A good friend helps you up when you fall a best friend laughs and trips you again!!.

True friends don’t judge each other they judge other people… together.

Good friends buy you a lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.

A good friend would offer you an umbrella in the rain, a best friend would steal yours and say “run bitch, run!”.

Best friends they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Many memories so many stupid fights so many inside jokes and the craziest nights everything crazy that i do always seems to happen when i’m with you.

A true friend never gets in your way, unless you happen to be going down.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my BEST FRIENDS!!!!

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

My friend thinks he is smart. he said onions are the only food that makes you cry. so i threw a coconut on his face.

Life is to short to be serious all the time. if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me, i will laugh at you.

When a friend and i think of something in a dirty way.

Looking at your best friend and saying i’ll do it if you do it.

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas. no make-up and look like crap and i won’t judge you.

When me and my best friend are together, we act like the most mentally retarded people on the planet.

The best friendship are build on a solid foundation of sarcasm, laughter and a dislike to the same people.

I was an innocent being, then my best friend came along.

I am not really your friend until, i start insulting you on a daily basis.

If you have crazy friends you have everything.

If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me and we will make fun of people together.

Turtles are green, ducks go quack we’re best friends coz we’re both whacked.

When my friend is not present in school; 5% – i hope he’s okay 95% – how dare you leave me alone.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Nothing makes you happier than your friend’s failure.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.

There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.

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