Some years ago, only some people were familiar with the WhatsApp but with the passage of time, it gets popular. Now, not even a single person deny the importance of the funny WhatsApp status. Even professional companies are employing the intelligent people to write the WhatsApp status to amuse the audience. One of the best ways to keep yourself happy and glee is through funny status and sayings. Apart from it, funny status is also a good way to relieve tensions and bring harmony to the life. If you want to make your loved one’s smile, then send him funny status wisely.
I’m not anti-social. I’m anti-idiot.
I love my job only when I am on Holiday.
Save Water, Drink Wine!!
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
I want someone to give me a Loan & then leave me Alone.
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
My heart is stolen..can I check your bra?
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing.
I always learn from mistake of others, who take my advice.
People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.
Alcohol will give different, type of power!
I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook. 😀
Life is too short smile while u still have teeth.
If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!
I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!
I really need 5 hours of whatsapp to balance out my 5 minutes of study.
I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping. 🙂
God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!
If I agreed with you, we both were wrong.
I’m cool but global warming made me vry hot.
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.
I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
Life is too Short – Chat Fast!
My ambition is handicapped by LAZINESS.
I’m too lazy to stop being lazy.
6 Pack Loading….
At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.
Hey there whatsapp is using me.